Friday, July 28, 2006

Heritage Lost

As you all know, Sarawak Club burned down yesterday. Whatever it has seen in 130 years is now ashes. I don't know how many of you are members; I'm not one, but I've been there quite a few times. It's hard to believe it's now gone. I wonder how long it'll take to rebuild the club.

Another thing, the current prefects are stepping down today. While for us normal students, it's not much of a big deal, for them, it means it's back to sharing the drudgery of life without the call of responsibility. Though, if you ask me, this is very much like the passing of seasons. Seasons change, and we're still here. Better yet, think of it as a change of rulers. Different king, same life. So no big deal.

Enjoy your weekend.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Einstein's Riddle

There are 5 houses in a row in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. Each one drinks a certain beverage, smokes a certain cigarette, and keeps a certain pet. None of them have the same preferred beverage, cigarette or pet.

Facts:
1. The Brit lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person smoking Pall Mall keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The owner of the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The Blends smoker lives next to the cat owner.
11. The Dunhill smoker has a neighbour who keeps horses.
12. The person who smokes Bluemasters also drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker has a neighbour who drinks water.

Who owns the fish? Einstein said that 98% of the world's population would not be able to solve this.

Sarawak Club.......

Probably some of you are wondering why there was a road block somewhere near Bulatan Budaya (which is near the Amphitheatre duh noob).......

Sarawak Club was afire.
After school today, I saw what was left of the place.
Everything that could be burnt........ yeah well burnt.

No roof, no doors, no window panes, no furniture, no Sarawak Club.
Maybe someone managed to salvaged the money.... $$$$

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

More Interesting Facts

Got more papers back today. Pn. Goh's hesitation while writing down the matrix explanation was rather suspicious, but ours not to reason why. Anyway, here's more facts about us, 21-26.

Did you know...?
21)After every PE period, we walk around the class shirtless
22)Pan Jia Wern is the communist leader Chin Peng's grandnephew, but he supports capitalism
23)Haziq S. is the class hero
24)Chan is the class radio, singing today's hits
25)Agan, Shaun, and Matthew are Jonathan wannabes
26)We've actually convinced Ms. Mah to buy our class t-shirt.

Hmm, not much, but then, we've just recovered from our exams, and the bad marks. More to come, meanwhile, reminders.

1)MT graph, attempt the given question
2)A photostated copy of your IC, if you're signing up for the Matriculation program online, and money too
3)Profiles, fill them in and submit them to Isaac or David.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Class Yearbook

Okay guys, let's make this official. David and Isaac came up with the idea of our own class yearbook. It's not much unlike our school magazine, but this one's for us exclusively. It'll have our profiles, photos, comments, whatever. But it's only for our class. Besides, it's something to remember us by, besides the class blog.

Currently, the ideas here are:
1)Our own profiles, some of us want one guy, one page; some of us want several in one page
2)Profiles for teachers, but only those teaching us this year, so that's about 11 or 12 teachers
3)Definitely a gallery for all our crazy antics

Oh, did I forget to mention that it'll be in FULL COLOUR? Yeah. As for the financial issues, I think we have monetary rewards from numerous sports victories in our name to spend, about RM150, if I recall correctly.

So, to make everything easier for everyone, it's best if each of us write/type our own profile draft, about 50 words, maybe 150 if it's one guy a page, but a draft nonetheless. Makes things faster when we get everything running.

So what say you?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Quick update on NS

The website is updated now, you can check whether you are in at www.khidmatnegara.gov.my
Try to check early in the morning b4 going to school or late at night, during daytime it's almost impossible to connect to the site due to the enormous amount of ppl trying to get on. Btw, the SMS check is outdated, no point trying that.

Did You Know...?

It's been about two weeks since I continued posting whatever chain essays we've written, but to hell with the anime-themed essay. Today's post will be interesting facts of 5A '06, 1-20.

Fact:
1)Pn. Goh set a new record with 151 'Ok!'s in 30 minutes.
2)Pn. Voon can speak 25-30 BM words in 10 seconds.
3)Luke can cause electrical equipment to malfunction by his mere presence, though
G-M Counter tests prove inconclusive about the existence of some radioactive/EM field generated by him.
4)Richard is the only guy who can sing soprano, matched only by Chan in falsetto.
5)Asyraf holds the record for being the only guy who dared PE in nothing but a t-shirt and boxers.
6)Marcus can cause all three floors of stair railings to shudder with one slam of his fist.
7)David is the class' most dangerous striker, scoring even with a torn knee ligament.
8)Agan works out so much, even after leaving the gym, his muscles continue to contract.
9)Gerald can sweat just by sitting down.
10)Darren Chin can survive the day without saying more than a few sentences.
11)David is the class' honest magician.
12)Jonathan can lift Aaron off his feet with one hand(picture proof)
13)Chan can imitate six teachers to perfection.
14)Shaun has a 7/10 probability to hit Pan's stuff off his table whenever he turns around to talk to him.
15)Syazwan can score a goal by throwing the ball from his goal end to the other.
16)Noel can sleep through any period. Current record: 12 times in 10 minutes.
17)Chan likes 'Anjing Gila' and Hilary 'Puff'.
18)Ikhwan never misses a hand-ball foul in every futsal game.
19)We show off our singing skills(or lack thereof) whenever it's someone's birthday.
20)We play ping pong, basketball, and soccer in class during free periods.

That's not all, because there's plenty more where that came from, but it's for another day.

Friday, July 21, 2006

National Service

What up, guys? Exams are over, and now we're just waiting to see how badly/well we've done. I'm sure most of you know that the NS list is out.

You can visit it at www.khidmatnegara.gov.my, but the site's pretty laggy, and David says it's apparently not up-to-date. Or you could try SMSing KN IC number and sending it to 32232.

Thus far, here's those who've unfortunately got selected(there's still second and third batches, so for those who've escaped first batch, I'd advise not to be so happy yet. You're not out of the woods until the third batch is called):

Kelvin Fong
Isaac Lawai
Abdool Alleem

If any of you got selected, drop a comment.

Reminders:
1)EST extra class on Monday, 1:15pm-2:00pm
2)Chemistry experiments, though with all the paper discussions, I think we can put that aside for another week.
3)Physics paper discussion on Monday. Obviously, your question papers will be required.

Nabeh

Exam over......
But nobody's online!!!
WTH???

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Bio stuff

Hey guys, I know this is a bit late, but I just found it a while ago. If you have the Biology past year papers book, take a look at page 192, there's some very interesting exercises there... Good luck to everyone, last papers tomorrow!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Bleah

Yeah, Add Maths was murder........

So, I have decided to take a little break, just for this afternoon.

Here's a poem, inspired by JWern and all of y'all who chills in our VC (Virtual-Crib)

We stand as one
Arms by our sides
Chests out

Blinded by fear
But we march on
Bravely
Together, into
Oblivion.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Hemispheric Dominance Test

http://www.web-us.com/brain/braindominance.htm

If you're sick of studying, check this out...

"...so pissed off..."

Okay, I was supposed to post this on Friday, but I've got to do my own bit of studying for the exams myself, and this is the only chunk of time I have to do some posting.

So on Friday, Pn. Kang went into a fit after our abysmally poor effort to collect money for the Joggerthon. If there was an award to us, I think we'd be perfect for the 'Historically-inaccurate-representation-of-a-5A-class'. For one thing, I doubt previous incarnations of SJS 5A have been bombed so many times. Maybe we're becoming more cynical, or maybe the SPM issue is doing stuff to us. Whatever it is, we're not the 5A every teacher thinks it is. On the plus side, I think we're the first SJS 5A with a class blog and a class shirt, barring Upper 6A with their own class shirt.

Aside from that, the day's events were nothing short of banal. And now, we've got exams to think about, so good luck to everyone!

I know some of you can't resist staying up watching the World Cup Finals. It's just too bad the exams begin tomorrow. Anyway, good luck to France! They'll need it more than Italy.

Oh, not forgetting this...

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY ALFAROUQ!!

Boo-huu....

So, exam tomorrow... I bet most of us are studying now. I haven't finish my Sejarah yet but what the heck?!

Exam from July 10th till July 21st... No enjoyment for two weeks. At least no homework for two weeks... Hahaha...

Well, I guess that's all...

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Corny

Today would've been another dull day if it weren't for English. Mr. Joel presented to us three actual corny inventions, and we're supposed to troubleshoot it. Needless to say, I've seen stupider inventions. The first one's some sort of urinal headrest, when you're taking a leak, you can rest your head; the second's a helium-filled sunshade-cum-umbrella; and the third's some kind of mudguard-equipped footwear. The latter was a fashion statement gone wrong. And utterly corny. Aside from that, it's the usual Wednesday.

Anyway, let's continue on with Part II of the Anime-Videogame Chain Essay:

Kenzo then summoned a penis sword out of thin air and struck the dumb-looking teddy bear. [Up-Up-Down-Left-Triangle-Triangle-Square], and Kenzo did an Omnislash. Then he summoned a meteor and blasted the bejesus out of Hiroshibear Teddido. [Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Square-Triangle] -> Concussion Blast from Cyclops[X-Men]. Teddido was furious so he chanted "*@&!^%&#&*#(%{" and a giant scorpion appeared! Kenzo windwalked onto the scorpion's head and plunged his sword into it. Kenzo screamed "Teriyaki!" and the monstrousity was banished to another plane of existence. [Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Diagonal Right-Down-Diagonal Left-Left-"A"] -> Maiden Masher(MAX). Kenzo beat the crap out of what's left of the teddy bear. Then Kenzo continued on to the Dark Stupid Fortress of Stupidity. He was then confronted by a pair of huge dictionaries that screamed every obscenity known to mankind at him with a pair of humongous hailers, causing Kenzo to suffer 12d6 of mental damage!

[Square-Triangle-Cross-Circle-Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Square-Cross] Moxie up! Kenzo's Moxiousity increased and suckersmacked the lexicons. BIFF!SOCKO!BLAM!BAM!POW! 172 damage! But the two dictionaries combined and evolved into 'The Thesaurouson', the great big book of everything. Kenzo then used a Bible and 'The Thesaurouson' became holy and left him alone. Kenzo ventured deeper into the fortress and came face-to-face with a creature of gargantuan proportions: A three-headed PIG!!!

To be continued...

Reminders:
1)Maths 'homwok', the workbook, and the Latihan Pengukuhan on Bearing
2)EST report, page 40
3)Joggerthon card, due this Friday

AAAAAAAAA!

Protologisms

Interesting if you're free enough to read through everything.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

"What Are You All Doing?"

Yup, the very words Pn. Kang said upon entering our class and seeing us in our class T-shirts and pretending to sleep. That's right. Our T-shirts have finally arrived, and it's thanks to Fahri, Ivan, Aziz, Zacky, the main guys who kept pestering the tailors to fulfill their end of the bargain. Yup, kudos to their persistence. Now we've got some form of united identity going around. Though, some, or maybe most of us figure it could do with some touching-up. So Fahri asked some of us whether we'd care to send our shirts back to a new shop for printing. Personally, I'm willing to pay RM5 to have the SJS Badge printed on my shirt. Some of your might want an Nike or Adidas logo or whatever, relay your requests to Fahri. Most probably we'll get our modified shirts done after the exams. For now, we've got one kick-ass shirt to wear.

As always, one of the newer staples of our class blog is to release stress through chain essays. Here's Part I of an anime-cum-videogame-themed essay:

The world was in darkness, and was ruled by fear. However, according to the prophecy, "THE ONE" would rise up and deliver everyone from suffering.

In a remote village in Japan, a boy named Kenzo woke up screaming from his slumber. Taking the sword left by the soldiers who invaded his village, he set off to become stronger and seek revenge. It was a mighty zanbato left by the dead general that Kenzo wielded. His dream was that the Lord of Darkness, Snarlron, would come and conquer the world and plunge it into chaos. Erm, defeat him, Kenzo must.

For now, before he can defeat Snarlron, he had to master the secret sword art passed down by his ancestors. His sword was no ordinary blade; it was owned by the late Suzuka Sanshin(The Iron Baldie), which was said to be able to control the five elements - fire, water, earth, wind, and flatulence! The arduous training lasted twenty years and he emerged from it a skilled warrior in the art of mastering the elements, especially the most unstable of them all - flatulence. Off he went to meet the Idiot Lord of Darkness, Snarlron. He lived in an idiotic place, in a massive fortress defended by illogical defenses. His first challenge was to defeat an avalanche of warrior teddy bears.

[Bat-Ox-Ox-Mouse] - > Sonic Boom - Hidden Flatulence! The teddies were just like toys to him. Suddenly, the ground shook and he could feel a massive soul pressure pressing down on him. The ground split in half and a huge teddy bear emerged from the newly-formed crevice: Teddido Hiroshibear(The King of Bears)!

To be continued

Reminders:
1)Maths, Latihan Pengukuhan on Bearing
2)EST report

Sunday, July 02, 2006

SJS Concert 2006

A month or so ago, I gave my review of the Teresian Concert, and some side comments. Today, I'll give you my review of our school's Concert. Along with plenty of pictures.

First off, I'd like to say, with RM30 tickets, you get bad seats at the side, where you'll miss seeing the other side of the performance, as reflected by the photos that you'll see at the end of this review.

So, to begin, the concert started off with your usual speeches, and some ceremonial sine qua non such as presenting a brand new euphonium for the band. Then the SJS Band kicked it off with 'Saving Metroville' and 'The Incredits'. I must point out, however, that a frightfully ugly note was audibly heard, and I found it much worse than hearing errors at the St 3 Concert. So, I docked 0.5 points off my review because of this, but that aside, the entire piece was performed excellently. After that came Part I of the performance, and the band played some jazzy pieces by the Brass and Wind Ensemble. I think David himself did about three solos throughout the performance; this one being his first solo for the night.

Oddly enough, despite being Part II of the night's performance, the D'Artes Ensemble, comprised of ex-Josephians played after the B&W Ensemble. Very enjoyable, since personally, this is my first live strings performance. And I thoroughly enjoyed that. Later, we had guest artistes performing, rather like the Band Idol last year, also by ex-Josephians. This one's by Yap Ling and his wife Grace Lee, and together, they treated us to a marvellous piano and violin duo. Joel would love seeing Mr. Yap Ling's handling of the violin. In my opinion, Mr. Yap Ling plays the violin just like Mr. Joe Satriani on electric guitar: which, in other words, is absolutely enthralling. The husband and wife played for us 4 pieces, but I particularly enjoyed 'Haffner'. After that, they wrapped it up with 'Reflection', from 'Mulan'. For this number, the vocals was provided by Teresa Chan, along with a ballet by Iris Liew. I have to agree with Ronnie, who was sitting on my left, that the vocals wasn't that all great. Part I ended with a 15-minute interval, and I left to stretch my legs.

Part II began with the SJS Band taking it off with 'The Muppet Show Theme'. Here I echo the same comment by Ronnie, that this is my first time hearing that theme. Oh, after that, came a vocal performance by Mr. Michael Toh, singing the late Teresa Teng's 'Tian Mi Mi'. The audience loves it whenever a teacher sings, and Mr. Michael gave us a good number. Then the band performed an Italian Folk Song Medley, no doubt inspired by their trip to Italy two years' back. Then came a performance by our teachers' children, with musical accompaniment by the band. Probably the best part of that particular performance was 'Old MacDonalds'. Fantastic stuff, and plenty of people got up to wave along during the encore. Later, the band played Paul McCartney and Wings' 'My Love', as the penultimate piece to the night's performance.

For the Grand Finale, the SJS Band played for us a very energetic piece by the Beatles, 'Can't Buy Me Love'. After that, just like any other school concert, they closed it off with our school rally, 'Sons of St. Joseph'. Altogether, it was beyond words to describe, but I've tried my best for this one. Despite the ticket costing RM10 extra than the St3 Concert, I must say, every sen was well worth it, as the band delivered a spectacular performance with panache. As David said on Friday, "...four times the value!"

Notably, the background of the stage was pretty plain, with 'Josephians in Concert' being the only words decorating it, unlike the St3 Concert, with more stuff to read. But it's not the lack of words that matter, because, ironically, I must say in this case: It was a truly spectacular evening of music and dance!

That concludes my review of the SJS Concert '06. My final rating for this, after all things considered, and impartiality added: 9.2/10. That said, here are the photos. And since this is a concert, a picture this time can't be worth 1000 words, since music cannot be recorded in a photo, but this'll suffice. Just like the St3 Concert, I'll put up a poll so that you guys can vote on the concert.


As always, Mr. Pan gives a brief speech about the night's performance.


Presenting the euphonium to Mr. Pan.


The SJS Band kicking it off with pieces from 'The Incredibles'


Mr. Kester Bakiaraj, ex-Josephian, Best Drum Major 2002, 2004, demonstrating why he earned that title.


Our compere for the night, Ms. Vivien Chew, with Mr. Bakiaraj.


The Brass and Wind Ensemble, performing for us some groovy, jazzy pieces.


D'Artes Ensemble, stealing the show after the Band.


This man plays with such passion. Don't know what's his name, though.


The husband and wife duo, Mr. Yap Ling, and Ms. Grace Lee.


The final number for Part I, with Ms. Teresa Chan on vocals.


Along with Ms. Iris Liew perfoming ballet for us.


Mr. David Ling giving off a Clarinet solo.


S'yeah. Mr. Michael Toh belting out 'Tian Mi Mi'.


Mr. Winston Law giving away a Piccolo solo.


The teachers' adorable children.


Mr. and Mrs. MacDonald.


Mr. David again, with a Saxophone Solo.


Mr. Andrew Pan taking it away with a Saxophone solo!


Our favourite percussionists from Band Idol '05, The Painkillers!


The Grand Finale!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

A Bizarre Tale.

Hope y'all are busy cramming for our exams next week. Gonna be our first full papers; lucky(if you call that lucky) Teresians were there long before we were.

Anyway, Two noteworthy stuff today: The St3 Food and Fun Fair, and the St. Joseph's Concert. Now I won't give a review for the former, but I certainly will give a glowing(hopefully not that biased) review for the latter. Suffice to say, after considering my biased attitude towards my own alma mater, I'd put my score at 9+/10. However, the review comes tomorrow morning, so be patient. For now, I'll sate your appetite with another bizarre chain essay. This theme's 'Action/Comedy'. And reminders at the bottom.

Arnoldo Schwarzen Y Nager(pronounced 'sechwahzen-ee-nah-gah') looked across the horizon at the rising sun. Time to blast some bunnies, but before that, he takes another look at the Playbot's centrefold of the month. After that, he paused for a moment, decided to fly to California and Americanize his name to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes, he got nothing to lose except his five pound pet mosquito. Damn! If only it'd stop sucking his blood as he is constantly losing 10 pounds of blood. He entered the airport and was confronted by the airport officials for trying to bring a bazooka, two assault rifles, three pistols and ten combat knives aboard. Not to mention his teddy bear. Before long, Arnoldo was on his way to Malaysia.

Arnoldo took the first official and busted a cap up his ass with his M16 assault rifle. BLAM!! Then he conjured a hand grenade out of thin air and tossed it into a room full of suspected terrorists. BOOM! BLAM! BAM! Bye bye bunnies! Suddenly, a SWAT team arrived and came in through a hole in the roof which Brad Pitt had created with tonnes of C4. He took his bazooka and fired it at Sylvester Stallone. Stallone dodged the missile like poetry in motion but he broke his back in the effort and was forced to retire as Rambo and he lived the rest of his life in a suburban home in Los Angeles. Chuck Norris suddenly crept up behind Arnoldo and tries to wrestle him into submission. But Duke Nukem came and told Arnoldo that he'd handle Mr. Norris. So Arnoldo got on the plane, but along the way the cockpit was shattered by a collision with a pelican and they had to abandon ship. ABANDON SHIP!? Help me, Batman!! Suddenly, 'It's a bird, it's a plane', 'NO!', 'It's SUPERMAN!!' - (acted by Johnny Depp), came swooshing down to save Arnoldo, his costume designer. Then a figure floated in front of him, which turned out to be Jean Grey using her psychic powers. Arnoldo sensed the hostility that Jean Grey exuded and fled the scene at once("Oh wait, I'm flying! Literally!") Arnoldo landed in Tom Cruise's garden(WTF!? Tom Cruise!?) Just in time to help Mr. Cruise save the world from the Martians. He flew an F/A-18 Hornet right up the ass of the bid bad Martian Mothership, ejected, and let the Hornet's full fuel tank and full compartment of 500-pound bombs blow the Martian Mothership to kingdom come, just like that dude in 'Independence Day'. Oh, yeah, I love Tarma from Metal Slug! "Enough of good guys!" Arnoldo heard a voice and before he could identify it, a fleet of evil-doers stood before him - Mr. Freeze, Darth Vader, Syndrome, Lex Luthor, Apocalypse, and not to mention, the Powerpuff Girls! Wait! Aren't the Powerpuff Girls good guys? Arnoldo faced them, stared at them with a nasty face, and unleashed a cloud of poisonous gas, known otherwise as 'Flatulence!' The Powerpuff Girls exploded, or imploded, whichever you want, but the other super-ultravillians were beyond a mere fart to stop. Darth Vader plugged Arnoldo's ass with the Force and Mr. Freeze froze the gas into crystal hydrogen sulfide. Wait, isn't Mr. Freeze Arnold Schwarzenegger himself??!! He froze his own fart? Crapz! He tried to unfreeze it, but fails miserably. Then suddenly, a meteor struck Earth, killing everyone instantaneously.

THE END

Reminders:
1)Chemistry experiments
2)EST workbook, and that report we're supposed to do on some ecological thing
3)BM workbook, pages 114 and 115