Corny

Today would've been another dull day if it weren't for English. Mr. Joel presented to us three actual corny inventions, and we're supposed to troubleshoot it. Needless to say, I've seen stupider inventions. The first one's some sort of urinal headrest, when you're taking a leak, you can rest your head; the second's a helium-filled sunshade-cum-umbrella; and the third's some kind of mudguard-equipped footwear. The latter was a fashion statement gone wrong. And utterly corny. Aside from that, it's the usual Wednesday.

Anyway, let's continue on with Part II of the Anime-Videogame Chain Essay:

Kenzo then summoned a penis sword out of thin air and struck the dumb-looking teddy bear. [Up-Up-Down-Left-Triangle-Triangle-Square], and Kenzo did an Omnislash. Then he summoned a meteor and blasted the bejesus out of Hiroshibear Teddido. [Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Square-Triangle] -> Concussion Blast from Cyclops[X-Men]. Teddido was furious so he chanted "*@&!^%&#&*#(%{" and a giant scorpion appeared! Kenzo windwalked onto the scorpion's head and plunged his sword into it. Kenzo screamed "Teriyaki!" and the monstrousity was banished to another plane of existence. [Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Diagonal Right-Down-Diagonal Left-Left-"A"] -> Maiden Masher(MAX). Kenzo beat the crap out of what's left of the teddy bear. Then Kenzo continued on to the Dark Stupid Fortress of Stupidity. He was then confronted by a pair of huge dictionaries that screamed every obscenity known to mankind at him with a pair of humongous hailers, causing Kenzo to suffer 12d6 of mental damage!

[Square-Triangle-Cross-Circle-Down-Diagonal Right-Right-Square-Cross] Moxie up! Kenzo's Moxiousity increased and suckersmacked the lexicons. BIFF!SOCKO!BLAM!BAM!POW! 172 damage! But the two dictionaries combined and evolved into 'The Thesaurouson', the great big book of everything. Kenzo then used a Bible and 'The Thesaurouson' became holy and left him alone. Kenzo ventured deeper into the fortress and came face-to-face with a creature of gargantuan proportions: A three-headed PIG!!!

To be continued...

Reminders:
1)Maths 'homwok', the workbook, and the Latihan Pengukuhan on Bearing
2)EST report, page 40
3)Joggerthon card, due this Friday