"What Are You All Doing?"

Yup, the very words Pn. Kang said upon entering our class and seeing us in our class T-shirts and pretending to sleep. That's right. Our T-shirts have finally arrived, and it's thanks to Fahri, Ivan, Aziz, Zacky, the main guys who kept pestering the tailors to fulfill their end of the bargain. Yup, kudos to their persistence. Now we've got some form of united identity going around. Though, some, or maybe most of us figure it could do with some touching-up. So Fahri asked some of us whether we'd care to send our shirts back to a new shop for printing. Personally, I'm willing to pay RM5 to have the SJS Badge printed on my shirt. Some of your might want an Nike or Adidas logo or whatever, relay your requests to Fahri. Most probably we'll get our modified shirts done after the exams. For now, we've got one kick-ass shirt to wear.

As always, one of the newer staples of our class blog is to release stress through chain essays. Here's Part I of an anime-cum-videogame-themed essay:

The world was in darkness, and was ruled by fear. However, according to the prophecy, "THE ONE" would rise up and deliver everyone from suffering.

In a remote village in Japan, a boy named Kenzo woke up screaming from his slumber. Taking the sword left by the soldiers who invaded his village, he set off to become stronger and seek revenge. It was a mighty zanbato left by the dead general that Kenzo wielded. His dream was that the Lord of Darkness, Snarlron, would come and conquer the world and plunge it into chaos. Erm, defeat him, Kenzo must.

For now, before he can defeat Snarlron, he had to master the secret sword art passed down by his ancestors. His sword was no ordinary blade; it was owned by the late Suzuka Sanshin(The Iron Baldie), which was said to be able to control the five elements - fire, water, earth, wind, and flatulence! The arduous training lasted twenty years and he emerged from it a skilled warrior in the art of mastering the elements, especially the most unstable of them all - flatulence. Off he went to meet the Idiot Lord of Darkness, Snarlron. He lived in an idiotic place, in a massive fortress defended by illogical defenses. His first challenge was to defeat an avalanche of warrior teddy bears.

[Bat-Ox-Ox-Mouse] - > Sonic Boom - Hidden Flatulence! The teddies were just like toys to him. Suddenly, the ground shook and he could feel a massive soul pressure pressing down on him. The ground split in half and a huge teddy bear emerged from the newly-formed crevice: Teddido Hiroshibear(The King of Bears)!

To be continued

Reminders:
1)Maths, Latihan Pengukuhan on Bearing
2)EST report