A Bizarre Tale.

Hope y'all are busy cramming for our exams next week. Gonna be our first full papers; lucky(if you call that lucky) Teresians were there long before we were.

Anyway, Two noteworthy stuff today: The St3 Food and Fun Fair, and the St. Joseph's Concert. Now I won't give a review for the former, but I certainly will give a glowing(hopefully not that biased) review for the latter. Suffice to say, after considering my biased attitude towards my own alma mater, I'd put my score at 9+/10. However, the review comes tomorrow morning, so be patient. For now, I'll sate your appetite with another bizarre chain essay. This theme's 'Action/Comedy'. And reminders at the bottom.

Arnoldo Schwarzen Y Nager(pronounced 'sechwahzen-ee-nah-gah') looked across the horizon at the rising sun. Time to blast some bunnies, but before that, he takes another look at the Playbot's centrefold of the month. After that, he paused for a moment, decided to fly to California and Americanize his name to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes, he got nothing to lose except his five pound pet mosquito. Damn! If only it'd stop sucking his blood as he is constantly losing 10 pounds of blood. He entered the airport and was confronted by the airport officials for trying to bring a bazooka, two assault rifles, three pistols and ten combat knives aboard. Not to mention his teddy bear. Before long, Arnoldo was on his way to Malaysia.

Arnoldo took the first official and busted a cap up his ass with his M16 assault rifle. BLAM!! Then he conjured a hand grenade out of thin air and tossed it into a room full of suspected terrorists. BOOM! BLAM! BAM! Bye bye bunnies! Suddenly, a SWAT team arrived and came in through a hole in the roof which Brad Pitt had created with tonnes of C4. He took his bazooka and fired it at Sylvester Stallone. Stallone dodged the missile like poetry in motion but he broke his back in the effort and was forced to retire as Rambo and he lived the rest of his life in a suburban home in Los Angeles. Chuck Norris suddenly crept up behind Arnoldo and tries to wrestle him into submission. But Duke Nukem came and told Arnoldo that he'd handle Mr. Norris. So Arnoldo got on the plane, but along the way the cockpit was shattered by a collision with a pelican and they had to abandon ship. ABANDON SHIP!? Help me, Batman!! Suddenly, 'It's a bird, it's a plane', 'NO!', 'It's SUPERMAN!!' - (acted by Johnny Depp), came swooshing down to save Arnoldo, his costume designer. Then a figure floated in front of him, which turned out to be Jean Grey using her psychic powers. Arnoldo sensed the hostility that Jean Grey exuded and fled the scene at once("Oh wait, I'm flying! Literally!") Arnoldo landed in Tom Cruise's garden(WTF!? Tom Cruise!?) Just in time to help Mr. Cruise save the world from the Martians. He flew an F/A-18 Hornet right up the ass of the bid bad Martian Mothership, ejected, and let the Hornet's full fuel tank and full compartment of 500-pound bombs blow the Martian Mothership to kingdom come, just like that dude in 'Independence Day'. Oh, yeah, I love Tarma from Metal Slug! "Enough of good guys!" Arnoldo heard a voice and before he could identify it, a fleet of evil-doers stood before him - Mr. Freeze, Darth Vader, Syndrome, Lex Luthor, Apocalypse, and not to mention, the Powerpuff Girls! Wait! Aren't the Powerpuff Girls good guys? Arnoldo faced them, stared at them with a nasty face, and unleashed a cloud of poisonous gas, known otherwise as 'Flatulence!' The Powerpuff Girls exploded, or imploded, whichever you want, but the other super-ultravillians were beyond a mere fart to stop. Darth Vader plugged Arnoldo's ass with the Force and Mr. Freeze froze the gas into crystal hydrogen sulfide. Wait, isn't Mr. Freeze Arnold Schwarzenegger himself??!! He froze his own fart? Crapz! He tried to unfreeze it, but fails miserably. Then suddenly, a meteor struck Earth, killing everyone instantaneously.

THE END

Reminders:
1)Chemistry experiments
2)EST workbook, and that report we're supposed to do on some ecological thing
3)BM workbook, pages 114 and 115