We give up....

As the sword slips through his thin chain-mail shirt and pierces his lung, the Captain gasped for air. He quickly beheaded his enemy and cursed as he kicked the headless body away. Slowly, he sunk to his knees and started to cough blood. His men rush to him.

"SIR!!"

The Captain collapsed. His eyes were staring heavenwards. With a smile on his lips, he said, "I'll be back, I'll be around."

With that, he left his men behind amidst the piles of HTML codes, URLs, blog posts and WYSIWYG editors.


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WTF, this is just another of my I'm-bored-cause-I've-got-nothing-to-do rants.