WHY CHINESE MUST NOT HAVE ENGLISH NAMES?

The blog seemed a bit 'dead' nowadays.Maybe most of us are too busy playing,lepak,go holidays,already go somewhere to study,busy for XMAS,busy packing for NS....etc.

So,hopefully this joke will cheer you up.Took it from Kelvin Fong.Enjoy!

WHY CHINESE MUST NOT HAVE ENGLISH NAMES??????


Ø Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
Ø Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Ø Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Ø Carl Cheng (Hockkien) - Buttock
Ø Monica Cheng (Hockkien) - Touching your buttocks
Ø Lucy Liaw (Hockkein) - You are dead
Ø Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Ø Suzie Liaw (Hockkein) - Lost till death
Ø Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Ø Corrine Tai (Hockkein) - Poor fellow
Ø Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Ø Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Ø Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Ø Carmen T’ng (Hockkein) - Leg hair long
Ø Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Ø Danny See (Hockkein) - Squeeze you to death
Ø Rosie Teng (Hockkein) - Screws and nails
Ø Pete Tsai (Hockkein) - Nose droppings
Ø Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before