A Queer Story

Here's the first of many, unrelated, chain essays. What are they? Well, it's when a group of people decide to write something, mostly nonsensical, in a piece of paper, by taking turns writing either one word, or one sentence. Here's what some of us wrote this morning:

Once or not too short ago, many there was smelly repeat. However, lame as llama deplored and fool's females. Under siege, they cried and fondled female's b****** without taxes. Unfortunately, pregnancy occured and adoption of dogs never ad hoc. Suddenly, cats flying high fire-bombed the crap out. Musical chairs death by crucifixion enlightened. Then a pepper-blasting bulldog rushed through Ukraine, thus destroying mankind's Ukraine signpost with flatulence. Crap! Without Pn. Goh's boring, disgusting, delicious, dangerous, "crucial", herculean trash-talk, she sniffed dung.

Fortunately, there came Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, George W. Bush, excreting more and more oozes. Elephants befriended Noel, and umbrellas became high. Max* f***** Gordon* in Sid*'s bathroom. Teresians suck! Josephians RULEZ!

*Names changed to protect privacy*

Doesn't make sense, does it? Well it's not supposed to. David has another copy of a longer essay that makes even less sense than this.

Anyway, I'm glad to say that our class t-shirts will finally arrive, after about two months. We'll have it by Friday, since Fahri and crew will collect it tomorrow afternoon. Good job guys. Thanks to all brothers for their co-operation.

Reminders:
1)Maths 'homwok'
2)Chemistry reports. Experiments 3.1, 3.3, 3.5, and Activity 3.3. I'm not sure whether there are any more. Can anyone verify this? Pn. Voon apparently wants to check it tomorrow
3)Non-Muslims, study your Moral values. Mdm. Alice is back to grilling us with 'surprise' tests