Non-Jewish beware!

First of all, I know all of you are keen to see the Mufti Day pictures posted up. Unfortunately, I've been very very busy this whole week, and will be during the weekend, but I can promise you that the pictures will be up next week, earliest by Monday.

As for the 'non-Jewish' warning title, I'm gonna tell you a joke, albeit a rather off-colour one. So you sensitive people, just skip the the end of the post.

A rabbi, and an income-tax collector were at a restaurant. The income-tax collector wondered why the rabbi was so rich, so he asked him, "Your synagogue uses a lot of candles, don't you? What do you do with the wax droppings?" "Well, we collect them all, and we put them in a bag. When it's full, we send it to the candlemaker, and he sends us free candles in exchange, so we save money," answered the rabbi. "Hmm, you use bread for your ceremonies too, don't you? What do you do with the crumbs?" the collector asked. "We do the same thing too, put it in a bag, and give it the the bakery. In exchange we get free bread," replied the rabbi. "He's good," thought the collector. "I must find out where he gets his money," he continued. The collector thought long and hard, and he finally came up with a question that might stump the rabbi. "You circumcise people, don't you? What do you do with the foreskins?" he asked the rabbi. "Hmm, a difficult question. I must think of a clever answer," thought the rabbi. Then he answered the collector, "Well, we do the same thing like the last two; we collect all the foreskins. When the bag is full, we send it to the income tax department. Then they'll send a dick down to check on us."

And now, for reminders:
1)Add. Maths homework, all that Linear Law questions given be Mr. James(Save the last two for tomorrow)
2)I'm still waiting for your profiles and photos. They must be passport-sized. The deadline has been extended to Monday, so please get it done during the weekend.