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Smile while you still can.

I watched "The Longest Yard". It's a remake that features Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. That's 2 funny men in one movie. Basically, Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler), a reckless football player that kena sumbat into jail.

The inmates in the jail where Crewe gets "sumbat"ted into are always under pressure from the dictator-like guards and the big bossy stuck-up warden.

So one day, some old man came and proposes a football game between the guards and the convicts. (The pros versus the cons--haha) Crewe goes around trying to recruit members to play in his team. Caretaker (Chris Rock) who befreinded Crewe is always around to back him up and that kinda stuff. The inmates he recruited are mainly people who deal in "school-yard bulls**t". In one point of the movie, Caretaker got killed by a bomb that was intended for Crewe. Caretaker also had a surprise for his fellow inmates--uniforms, and a name: Mean Machine. "It's cute," commented the warden.

Predictably, the warden threatened Crewe to lose the game on purpose or else Crewe's time would be extended to 25 years. So Crewe didn't play properly, until he finally changed his mind.

Once again, predictably, the convicts won. Yaddee yaddee yaddee. I left out a lot a details, so you should watch it when the movie comes out.